The ‘aha’ Tall Moments

Now this is not an original idea for a blog post. I actually got this from Megan Lukens the former President of Tall Clubs International and good friend of mine. She had posted this idea on the Facebook page of the Tall Blog and I realized that this is really a great topic of discussion. It’s also a great idea for thinking about because I think there were many times throughout my life where I had the ‘Aha! I’m having a TALL moment’.

The very first one I can remember goes back to about 6th grade. I started taking dance lessons when I was 4 years old and they continued through my 12th year (6th grade). In total, 8 years of dance lessons.  I was 5’7″ in 6th grade so I was quite tall.  Much taller than my dance instructor and many of the other students.  It never fazed me until it came time to buy dance costumes for the yearly Dance Recital.  My costume had to be made longer particularly through the leotard.  This made my (and my sisters) costumes a little more expensive on a really tight budget.

In junior high I was 5’10″-6’0″ and this is when size began to matter.  Sports really came into play during this period of my life.  I learned about volleyball and basketball.  When you are tall and have some semblance of control over your gangly body (thank you mom for the 8 years of dance lessons), coaches love you.  My ‘aha’ moment was realized when the coaches seemed to give me some preferential treatment.  I’m not sure I was any better than anyone else, but height mattered in sports.  In any case, it scared the other teams.

Freshman in high school where I started on the varsity basketball team. I'm the tallest one in the back and my sister, Heather, is to my left.

High school and college I had many moments.  You’ll recall my spitting on the UNI wrestler and telling him that it was ‘raining’ when he asked me how the weather was up there.  Lots of crazy things like that happened to me.  I was a magnet and my friends and I liked it that way.  ‘Aha’ moments actually felt like a way of life.

My first job is when I had another ‘aha’ moment.  I’m a pretty fast learner and I learned the job very quickly.  I also tend to speak up in my attempts to make processes better and more efficient. I was quite confident in my ability to assess the situations and this caused many people to mistake me for the boss.  This happened many times throughout my career.  I had a phenomenal supervisor when I worked at Principal and she always told me that it was my height and the way that I carried myself.  I knew my job, I was confident, and I was taller than everyone else so without meaning to, I commanded attention.  Her advice to me:  “Use your power wisely”.  She was a great supervisor.

I had another ‘aha’ moment when I joined my Portland Skyliner Tall Club.  They’ve heard this story a million times but I enjoy telling it because I think it has value.  The first event I ever attended was a pizza party.  There were probably about 20 people or so there one of which was Megan (whom I mentioned above).  Megan is 6’4″ and one of her questions to me was ‘What are you known for?’  I didn’t really understand what she meant and she had to explain.

When you are in a tall club, height becomes normal and you can no longer be ‘the Tall One’,  You have to be known for something else.  I said that I was going to be known as the Funny One.

Holy Crap!  I’m no longer the Tall One.  This means when I’m at a Tall Club party and someone says, “Which one is Holli?”.  You can’t answer, “She’s the TALL one talking to so and so”.  It’s a crazy thought!!!  In order to fully understand, I had to post a picture of me and some of my fellow Portland Skyliners in one of our Parades.  You can see, we are all about the same size.  None of us are ‘the tall one’.

‘aha’.

At one of our parades in western get-up.

I Take Pictures With Short People

I never turn down a photo opportunity particularly when it’s with a person shorter than me. Now I know that may sound a little odd (that’s me!) but let me explain. These photos ALWAYS turn out great. Even if you look horrible, the picture itself is usually priceless. For example, when I was in New Orleans for Tall Clubs International Convention this past June I took this picture with the bartender at Johnny White’s.

Lil' Lucy and me.

Johnny White’s became famous during Hurricane Katrina for being the only bar in New Orleans to remain open during the chaos of the Hurricane. Here’s another interesting tid-bit about this bar, well about the bartender. I attended a Mardi Gras back in 2001 or 2002 and a close friend of mine and I came to this bar during the day for something to wet our whistles. This particular bartender was working here! I remember her because of her crazy, sarcastic attitude. It was awesome. Just like our picture.

Fun with shorties in Ireland!

Here’s a picture from my trip to Ireland that I think is just hilarious. In order to understand the hilarity behind the photo, I must point out a few things that happened while taking this picture. The man in the back is standing on a crate. He brought it from the back because the other chaps in the pub were giving him a hard time for being ‘short’. The woman directly in front of me is a little person. She is also standing on a crate that she uses in the front because she works at this pub as a bartender. The other woman in the picture is my best friend from Iowa, Molli. She’s only 5’3” so when we are together it’s Mutt and Jeff. But seriously, isn’t this a fantastic photo!!

I’ve noticed that both of my photos have been taken behind a bar so in order for you not to get the wrong idea, let’s switch this up. I have another really geeky photo from Ireland that I’m going to include because it truly shows the difference in height between Molli and me. She barely comes up to my shoulders but again, the picture is awesome in its badness.

Horrible picture, but you get the joke.

My next picture is taken with a friend of a friend so I don’t recall his name but he was definitely the shortest guy in our birthday party group.  Now he wanted his picture taken with me so of course I took the picture, but I had a little fun with it too.  I’m standing behind him but I’m not standing on anything.  This is a true depiction of both our heights.  I think he enjoyed the picture. I know I did and I hope you are too.  See, isn’t this fun?  (Notice the Iowa Hawkeye sweatshirt in the background…Go HAWKS!)

Stranger Danger!

That’s probably enough for now.  I love taking pictures like this because there is a story behind every one.  I have many more and I’m sure that those of you who have experienced the tug on the shirt and the exclamation of: “Wow, you are so tall.  Can I have a picture with you?”You probably have some of these pictures as well.  Unless you aren’t like me and take your own pictures too.

Man…I LOVE being tall.  The things that we can get away with…